Sunday, July 31, 2011

Black Diamond


A few months ago my 12-year old son and I went to a Major League Baseball game.
We got there early.
For batting practice.
We both brought our gloves.
Just in case.
As soon as we walked into the stadium, my son sprinted directly into the right field pavilion.
He locked in on one of the visiting San Diego Padres and yelled.
“Hey Adams, throw me a ball.”
My son knew him as Adams.
Because that was the name on the back of his uniform.
I knew him as relief pitcher Mike Adams.
Because he’s on my fantasy baseball team.
But either way.
Adams picked up a loose ball and threw it our way.
The throw was a little short.
But my son short hopped the ball.
As it hit the ground.
Like he was playing first base.
And presto.
He had himself a souvenir.
The goal of every young boy.
To go home from the game with a souvenir.
That was the same goal for Cooper Stone.
A six-year old fan of the Texas Rangers.
Cooper and his dad Shannon went to a Rangers game a few weeks ago.
They sat in the front row.
Behind the left-field scoreboard.
One of the best seats in the house.
On their way to the game, they stopped at a sporting goods store.
To buy a glove.
Just in case.
Or perhaps they had a feeling that this would be the night.
The special night.
The night that Cooper would head home with a ball.
The night he would never forget.
The Rangers took a 1-0 lead in the top first inning.
Courtesy of a Josh Hamilton RBI.
Cooper’s favorite player.
At the end of the first inning, Hamilton headed out to his position in left field.
Right in front of Shannon and Cooper.
As their luck would have it, moments later a foul ball caromed off an empty seat.
And landed next to Hamilton.
So he picked up that loose ball.
And tossed it into the stands.
Like he had done.
Countless times before.
Hamilton said he had heard a fan scream earlier to throw a ball his way.
So he threw it that way.
The fan was Shannon Stone.
Cooper’s dad.
The throw was a little short.
So Shannon reached over the railing.
To catch the ball.
For his son.
But the throw was shorter than Shannon expected.
And when he reached out to catch it.
He leaned too far forward.
And lost his balance.
Falling over the railing.
20 feet down.
Head first.
Onto a concrete floor.
When the paramedics got to Shannon, he was conscious.
At least conscious enough.
Conscious enough to be heard saying:
“Please check on my son.  He is up there by himself.”
Even in his worst moment.
Before anything else.
Shannon was a dad.
The emergency personnel checked on Cooper.
And took him from the front row.

To the front seat.
Of the ambulance.
That drove his dad to the hospital.
But on the way there, things took a terrible turn.
A tragic turn.
The trauma from the fall sent the 39-year old father into “full arrest.”
He was pronounced dead an hour later.
The story shocked the world.
The baseball world.
The Texas world.

My world.
How could this happen?
Why did this happen?

The answer to these questions didn’t matter.
The only thing that did was that a father was gone.
And a son was scarred.
Forever.
I don’t know the Stone family.
But I’m a dad.
I’m a human.
And I can’t help feeling for what they must be going through.
Even though I can’t even come close.
To feeling what they are going through.
A father and a son head to the ballpark.
For a night of perfection.
And what transpired was anything but.
The best of times became the worst of times.
In a matter of seconds.
Recently I visited the Ballpark in Arlington.
For a game.
My friend and I bought the cheap seats.
But snuck into the good ones.

Right behind home plate.

To see a game.
But from the moment I got there.
I couldn’t stop staring.
Staring at left-field.

Right above the scoreboard.
Where the game didn’t matter.
Where a boy lost his dad.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Malling It Over


Shannen Doherty.
The “it” girl.
Circa 1993.
Thanks to a little zip code in Southern California.
Circa 90210.
But she wasn’t done there.
It just felt like it.
Doherty parlayed her role as Brenda Walsh into a movie career.
Ok.
A brief career.
Her 15 minutes of movie fame was more like three-and-a-half.
But she did movies.
Like the classic Rebel Highway in 1994.
Later that year she played Margaret.
In the epic Margaret Mitchell Story.
I guess you could say after leaving Beverly Hills, Doherty’s popularity was gone with the wind.
But in 1995 she got the role of a lifetime.
As Rene.
In a Kevin Smith production called "Mallrats."
Ok, not exactly Casablanca.
Or even Ishtar.
But as someone in the prime demographic for Mallrats.
At the time.
I paid my $5.
Or whatever it was.
Kevin Smith was fresh off his big debut called Clerks.
A very funny film about life in a convenience store.
For Mallrats, the story didn't change much.
Just the location.
From 7/11...
...to a mall.
At the time, a mall was THE place to hang out.
The Galleria in LA.
The Woodfield Mall in Illinois.
And some fictional mall in New Joysey.
Where Mallrats was centered.
I don't get a chance to spend much time in a mall these days.
But I did on Sunday.
The biggest mall in our area.
Not the 522+ stores they have at The Mall of America in Minnesota.
But it'll do.
At the end of the school year, my wife (the teacher) got a class gift card.
A card we could only spend at this local mall.
So we went.
My 14-year daughter starts high school in a couple of weeks.
And even more important than text books.
She needed clothes.
Cool clothes.
And based on the signs on the window, we must've been in the right place.
At the right time.
You couldn’t walk three feet without seeing a sale sign.
Or a clearance sign.
Or some sign that said SHOP HERE.
In every way possible.
Now I feel good about my creative writing.
But these sale writers have got me beat.
By a lot.
They’ve come up with 75 ways to say the same thing:


Hot Summer Sale at Skechers.
Huge Savings at GNC.
Sizzling Clearance Saving at Claires.
It’s hot!

It's huge!

It’s sizzling!I better hurry before it cools down.



Sale In Progress at Johnston and Murphy.
Semi-Annual Sale at Clarks.
Limited Time Only at Cache.
Limited time..  
Um... uh...  oh...
STOP PRESSURING ME!


Season Finale at Janie and Jack.
Last Call Sale at Nieman Marcus.
Last Chance at BCBGMAXAZRIA.
I gotta remember to use BCBGMAXAZRIA the next time I play Scrabble.
Quadruple word score.
40% off your purchase at The Gap.
Take an additional 50% off redlines at Abercrombie & Fitch.
Take an EXTRA 50% off at Talbots.
50% off clothes.
That are marked up by 300%.
Priceless.
Extra 20% if I open a Macy's Credit Card.
20% off...
That’ll help pay for the 30% interest rate on the credit card.
Soda refills at Subway are free.  Today only.
Soda refills at the Greek Restaurant... .75.
Note to self...
Get food at the Greek Restaurant.
Get drinks at Subway.
Next season on sale now at Nordstrom.
First they sell 2011 cars in 2010.
Now this.
What is the world coming to?

This mall pressure is way too much for anyone to handle.

ENOUGH ALREADY!

Well even with all the pressure, we still had a very successful day at the mall.
Spending every single penny on that gift card.
And $7.98 more.
Such a deal.



Saturday, July 23, 2011

11 Degrees of @KevinBacon


My name is Sir Bacon.
And I'm a Twitterholic.
There!
I admitted it.
Are you happy?
Twitter is not only addicting.
But it's amazing.
I love that I can get all of my news.
And sports
And jokes.
In 140 characters.
Or less.
In real time.
On twitter you don't have to be a leader.
You can follow anybody you want.
From a wide range of food groups.
For music, I love @MissyHiggins.
And @Eminem.
And @GreasyLake... for all of my Springsteen news.
As a diehard sports fan, I follow @DAVIDprice14.
My fantasy baseball pitcher.
And @JaValeMcGee34.
My fantasy basketball center.
And @ErinAndrews.
My fantasy...
Oh, never mind.
For the funnies, there's a lot more than @Chris Rock.
@SarahKSilverman always cracks me up.
And if you really want to go into the gutter.
Try @JennyJohnsonHi5.
But no matter your taste.
There's plenty out there for you.
Another cool thing about twitter.
Is you can see who follows who.
Or is it whom follows whom?
Either way.
I was surprised to see that @KingJames (LeBron) follows @TheEllenShow (DeGeneres).
@TheEllenShow follows @icecube.
@icecube follows @ConanOBrien.
It's a vicious cycle.
We could go on all day.
Now for those of you who haven't made the jump from facebook.
To twitter.
Shame on you.
Sure they both come from the social networking family tree.
But they are oh so different.
Let me explain.
On twitter you can follow anybody you want.
Even if they don't follow you.
On facebook, you can friend anybody you want.
But they can ignore you.
Most of the people you follow on twitter.
Are people you've never met.
Your friends on facebook.
Are real friends.
Or at least people you chose to accept.
As real friends.
If you don't want to be friends with someone who friends you on facebook.
Just ignore them.
It's not rude.
It's facebook.
This whole LeBron, Ellen, Ice Cube, Conan circle is what twitter is all about.
Figure out what you like.
And follow them.
If you want to create that same circle on facebook.
It can be done.
I suppose.
But its a lot more challenging.
I played my own game of six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
To see how long it would take for me to have a friend.
Of a friend.
Of a friend.
Of Kevin Bacon.
On facebook.
Problem is Kevin Bacon doesn't have a facebook page.
But he and his brother do.
They are called the “Bacon Brothers.”

Of course they are.
Why wouldn’t they be.
Well the Bacon Brothers, the talented music group, do have a facebook page.
With 4980 friends.
So how hard could it possibly be to connect these dots.
And find one of my friends.
Who is a friend.
Of a friend.
Of the Bacon Brothers.
I started my journey with JuJu Chang.
The ABC News reporter.
And friend of Sir Bacon.
Well, Stewart Bacon on facebook.
Juju has 3929 friends.
Good start.
Juju is friends with Howard Kurtz.
The Washington Bureau Chief for Newsweek.
He's got 4265 friends.
On facebook.
One of those friends is Steve Case.
The AOL guy.
4903 friends.
And did you know he is a fan of U2.
That's what it says on his page.
Well Steve is a friend with Morgan Spurlock.
The super-sized guy.
A movie guy.
Hey, we are getting somewhere.
Well Morgan has 4941 friends.
And one of those friends is Mark Cuban.
The multi-gazillionaire owner of the Dallas Mavericks.
Who has 4809 friends.
37 of which are named Adam.
Just one named Eve.
One of the Adams is Adam Duritz.
Lead singer of the Counting Crows.
Well Duritz is friends with Mr. Roast.


Jeffrey Ross.
Ross is friends with Artie Lange.
Artie Lange is friends with Ben Stiller.
And drum roll please.
Stiller is friends with...  the Bacon Brothers.
After that long and winding road.
We finally found our home.


Soup to Nuts.


Actually Bacon to Bacon.

Stewart Bacon -- Juju -- Kurtz -- Case -- Spurlock -- Cuban -- Duritz -- Ross -- Lange -- Stiller -- Bacon Brothers.
11 Degrees.
To find Kevin Bacon.
And his brother.
On facebook.
Yet another reason why I love twitter.